convert to it now folks, all your sins will be washed away
But I already follow Jesus Kreiss
Don’t you guys get it?
Hope is God.
and Noel is his messenger.
You silly.
OK YOU WIN
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY I’M READING?! I AM YOUR KREISS. I AM YOUR GOD. ALWAYS.

Have you lost faith in your savior?
I shall smite non-believers in the name of Kreiss!



Dear Fangirls,
Please donate all your money and panties to the Church of Kreissotology.

Welcome children to the Church of Kreissotology.

Are you feeling blessed?

